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Default Cant find a place to rent because of huge dog.

On 28 Sep 2011 22:11:10 GMT, Marina wrote:

Oren wrote in
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On Tue, 27 Sep 2011 18:42:48 -0500, Dean Hoffman
wrote:

The Top Ten Reasons Why a Dog Is Better than a Woman:

10. A dog's parents will never visit you.
9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
7. A dog never expects you to telephone.
6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
...And the number one reason why a dog is better than a woman:
1. A dog does not shop.


C'mon. Do better than that. The best reason for having a dog is
because they don't talk back.


They're better than people. They love you unconditionally. They also keep
the house and property under guard. Chasing away little wild animals such
as ground hogs. They bark at strangers and scare them away. I miss my
loveable dog. She was the best. I can't get another one, cuz I'm kinda
too sickly to take care of a dog.


I have a "barkless dog". He alerts me in other ways. He can Yodel.

Basenji (lacks vocal cord to bark)

This dog could be a twin.

http://www.whistlingwolf.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Basenji.jpg

First dog I've seen that grooms like a cat.

If Boo needs something he comes and gets me....