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Dean Hoffman[_8_]

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No one seems to want to rent to a friend of mine, because she has a
huge dog. The dog is about 7 feet tall and weighs around 1000lbs.
I've always thought that it's a horse, but she insists it's a dog, and
she ought to know. She wont get rid of it, because she saddles it,
and rides it to work, because she has poor eyesight and can not get a
drivers license or drive a car because of her eyes. Do they build
specially constructed houses for people with huge dogs? She keeps the
dog indoors. She had to get a specially built bed so she can sleep
with her dog. She is elderly and needs to get a place to live before
winter. The park rangers told her she cant live in the park in her
tent after Oct 1.

I would let her stay at my house, but I'm in a nursing home.

It's not the dog causing the problem, it's your lady friend.

The Top Ten Reasons Why a Dog Is Better than a Woman:

10. A dog's parents will never visit you.
9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
7. A dog never expects you to telephone.
6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
....And the number one reason why a dog is better than a woman:
1. A dog does not shop.

From: http://www.shooterdog.com/humor.htm