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HeyBub[_3_]

zzzzzzzzzz wrote:

Yep. I had that problem in my previous house. I couldn't find the
leak until one day I decided to look (I had the ceiling torn out
already) when SWMBO was taking a shower.

I could never understand that mindset.*

Oh, I suppose looking at a lady in the shower is better than nothing, but if
it's *MY* SWMBO - and I had an urgent need - I'd get in the shower with her!

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Story:

A small town's police picked up a juvenile Peeping Tom. Discovering the
offense was outside the city limits, the police department called us (I was
a deputy sheriff).

This small-town police station was in a shopping center. Behind the station
was a parking area for four cars, behind that, and alley and on the other
side of the alley, a small rent-house in the backyard of a larger house
facing on the next block.

As we're smoozing with the dispatcher, a detective comes in and says "Hey,
you guys, you've got to see this!"

We adjourn to the parking area.

This rent house had a giant shop fan mounted in the bedroom window. In the
bedroom was a young couple making a vigorous beast-with-two-backs! And we
could see everything through the blades of the slow-moving fan and the
bright illumination in the bedroom.

It wasn't long until the couple finished their romp and, with the show over,
we four cops went back inside. As we passed the interrogation room where the
young man was waiting for his parents, my partner squint-eyed the kid and
said: "Goddamn pervert!"

Oh well...