Higgs Boson wrote:
On Sep 17, 3:02 pm, G. Morgan wrote:
Higgs Boson wrote:
I'm not British; I'm American.

Where is this particle named after you? I thought you would show us
by now!

They're still searching for ME at the giant Swiss particle
accelerator, CERN. Physicists call Me the "God particle"". If they
can experimentally prove MY existence, it will clear up a lot of
****. At least in *this* Universe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson


Yeah, but it's the Swiss. What are the chances they'll find anything?

Don't get me wrong, I admire the Swiss. 100% literate, zero unemployment,
haven't been in a war in, what, 500 years, high standard of living.

'Course it was only recently that women got the right to vote in
Switzerland, but I don't really think there's a correlation...