On 13/09/2011 17:33, polygonum wrote:
On Mon, 12 Sep 2011 21:42:31 +0100, tony sayer wrote:
Simple solution, fill the gap. ;-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwCPh...e_gdata_player
Tim
:-) I hate to think what led you to find that!
So you have an accident, get carted off to hospital, the docter/nurse
does a quick examination and discovers your arse is covered in
Vaseline.
Do you think they'll believe your explanation ?
Umm .. my first other half worked in a casualty dept what they found
stuffed up peoples backsides would fill a supermarket;!!...
Some years ago, I worked in a hospital and regularly walked through the
black museum. Most of the exhibits were bits of people - but on one side
there was a small glass jar.
Seems someone had turned up at A&E with it stuck. Said he had been a bit
squitty and placed it under in order to drive somewhere without
dribbling. Then he drove over a bump in the road... Emergency operation.
Jar sent to path lab. In time, a report was sent back to the surgery
team, "We have to conclude that, as the label read 'Coleman's English
Mustard', this was not a foreign object."
That has given me the best "laugh out loud" moment for quite a while.
Thankyou! :-)