Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
Yesterday, having my lunch, I heard the workshop door banging around in
the wind. Then it kept banging - funny, I thought.
I went around the back and discovered a pair of ****s trying to lever
the door away from the wall, using a pipe I'd left around the back (my
bad).
Much bellowing and charging ensued, with them legging it like Olympic
sprinters, into their van and ****ed off sharpish. They'd obviously done
this type of thing before (no ****, eh?) as the driver's door was open,
the engine left running and the rear door open. One of them hopped in
the front seat and gunned it, his mate leapt into the back and as they
drove off, held his arm over the reg plate.
****s.
Next time, I'll photo the van and go charging with a fire axe.

Now that's reason enough for me to see cussing on an NG oh I do love a
good cuss.
Bloody 'do-as-you-likeys'... I have had to call the police before now
because two of them were kicking the living daylights out of each other,
over the pickings of my skip, that was on a customer's drive, behind my
van! I did wait until they were both reasonably bloodied before making the
call... client's request, I was pretending not to be able to find my phone


Put the pipe back where they found it and wire it up to the mains! Or put
yourself up a CCTV camera... Costco, Maplins and Macro do kits pretty
cheaply.

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