On Thu, 25 Aug 2011 13:52:37 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon
wrote:

Yesterday, having my lunch, I heard the workshop door banging around in
the wind. Then it kept banging - funny, I thought.
I went around the back and discovered a pair of ****s trying to lever
the door away from the wall,
Much bellowing and charging ensued, with them legging it like Olympic
sprinters, into their van and ****ed off sharpish. They'd obviously done
this type of thing before (no ****, eh?) as the driver's door was open,
the engine left running and the rear door open.
.
Next time, I'll photo the van and go charging with a fire axe.

Sneak up to the van and nick key or put in gear and then jump out or
just set fire to it with a rag first.

G.Harman