"Oren" wrote in message news
Yeah, and your policy of executing infants is miles ahead of most of the
rest of the nation, you have to scare them straight young.

When did Texas execute an infant?

I was indulging in Heybub's tactic of comic hyperbole, I didn't figure on
anyone taking it seriously.

Fooey! In my state, it's against the law to go about in disguise
anywhere
or at any time.

Then why do so many of you wear cowboy boots and cowboy hats when the
closest you've ever been to a cow is your bar-b-que?

A real Cowboy is made when he steps in horse ****. Cow pies come
later.

As a friend of mine from Lubbock used to say, go south 'til you smell
****--that's Texas. Keep going until you step in it--that's Lubbock.