"Robin" wrote:
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Best idea I've heard lately is to marry a Norwegian

Worst idea I've ever heard of. Norwegian women seem to have black widow
spider DNA. Someone I know married a Norwegian woman. The Danish woman in
the office said "I'm sorry to hear it, we say a Norwegian in the family
means the death of the family."

After three years she had thrown both of his children out of the house,
then she made him write his will in favour of her child, then she divorced
him and made him sell the house that he bought before he met her giving her
half the proceeds. His kids won't talk to him and he still has to give his
business to her son when he dies.