Imagine someone wants to set you up with a woman (if you're female, please
reverse genders here) who:

a) charges huge purchases to your credit card with no plan to pay them
off, other than vaguely implying your kids will take care of it;

b) goes over to a neighbor's house and hits him in the head with an axe,
based on an unsubstatiated rumour that the neighbor had been planning to
buy an axe;

c) decides your dad would be better off if we threw away some of his
benefit checks, calling them "wasteful";


d) pretended to have served a full term on the local PTA, when in
fact she spent half her claimd PTA time doing her nails;

e) decides she should have access to the complete records of what you,
your family, and your neighbors have said on the phone, checked out of the
library, and said in private, and that the content of that can and should
be used to deter anyone suspicious in jail, without being charged, and
without having access to an attourney.


Would you marry her?


-- Andy Barss