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Michael B Michael B is offline
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Men play at love to get sex, women play at sex to get love.

On Jul 25, 10:45*am, "HeyBub" wrote:

The best thing you could have done was tell/teach her how to get a husband.

It is my opinion that (almost) any woman can have (almost) any man she sets
her mind to. That she often fails in this quest is merely a function of not
knowing how to pull the string. As in:

I keep my pants tied up with a piece of twine,
It keeps me ready all the time,
So if you're mine, baby, if you're mine,
Please pull the twine, please pull the twine.