You forgot the expectorant..... I was also suitably
nonplussed.

--
Christopher A. Young
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"Higgs Boson" wrote in message
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I keep my pants tied up with a piece of twine,
It keeps me ready all the time,
So if you're mine, baby, if you're mine,
Please pull the twine, please pull the twine.

Whattamass! Just cleaned up my office a few days ago, and
now I have
to deal with vomit all over the keyboard and on the screen,
and
dripping onto the floor.
I'd better pass on the ejaculations by this poster...Never
know when
it could happen again.

HB