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On Jul 25, 7:45*am, "HeyBub" wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:
That reminds me. I didn't show her how to do the reset. Or
inform her that if it happens again, might need some repair.
Or, the GFCI is getting old and cranky.


The best thing you could have done was tell/teach her how to get a husband.

It is my opinion that (almost) any woman can have (almost) any man she sets
her mind to. That she often fails in this quest is merely a function of not
knowing how to pull the string. As in:

I keep my pants tied up with a piece of twine,
It keeps me ready all the time,
So if you're mine, baby, if you're mine,
Please pull the twine, please pull the twine.


Whattamass! Just cleaned up my office a few days ago, and now I have
to deal with vomit all over the keyboard and on the screen, and
dripping onto the floor.
I'd better pass on the ejaculations by this poster...Never know when
it could happen again.

HB