On Jul 15, 12:34 pm, Albert Ross wrote:
On Sun, 3 Jul 2011 10:06:28 +0100, Tim Lamb



wrote:
In message , The Medway Handyman
writes
On 02/07/2011 22:17, Bill Wright wrote:

Snip excellent tails:-)

I think I’ll get a dog.

There is a book in there Bill!

Don't get a dog.

They have even bigger routine Vets bills than cats. They need emptying
twice a day. This may seem to be an advantage over cats who take care of
their own toiletries but actually involves carting a plastic bag
containing brown lozenges of consistency determined by diet for 90% of
your walk. Dog poo bins are never where you need them and, as we all
know, dogs will not **** on their own doorsteps.

rant
why not just bag it and leave it by the side of the path? or better
hang the bag of sh1t from a handy branch?
shows you've "cared"?
After all someone who "doesn't mind" will be along soon to tidy it up
won't they?
Probly the "jolly" local farmer who will be out n about anyway,
clearing up another load of dumped scrap tyres or surplus "house
clearance" items that some "well meaning" pikey kindly tipped in his
gateway late last night - cos the local "militia" won;t let him in to
the (publicly funded) tip in his pikemobile tipper....etc
/rant

yes folks it's summer again, & yes they're all at it again

joy bliss and rapture

Jim K