Dbdblocker wrote in
.com:

They say 4000 idiots a year saw their fingers off on table saws.
That's 10 per day! What is it about 'keep your fingers aways from the
spinning blade' that they do not understand? The federal gubberment is
going to work on a bill to require that new 'meat sensor' safety
device on all table saws. It will add $300 to $500 to the cost. Gee,
mine cost $150. Been using one for 50+ years and still have all my
fingers. There must be some real dummies out there. By the way, the
safety device destroys the blade and motor shaft if activated.

Fate let you keep all 10 fingers to remind you of your IQ.