Stormin Mormon wrote:
Why were you absent? Just get out of prison, maybe? You had
a chance to teach them your wisdom, and you didn't.



If I had to guess, I'd say it was because his mother ran off with a Spanish
dance instructor named Gomez who had shiny patent-leather shoes and a
pencil-thin mustache.

Gomez ultimately became a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman in Toledo
and, pardon the pun, "cleaned up."