Oren wrote:
The patrolman scratches his head. "Just what are you afraid of,
mister!?"

"Not a ****in' thing!"


...except the state nine-banded armadillo

Last year the Director of the Tennessee Highway Department put out a press
release. In it he observed that the Texas nine-banded armadillo has made it
as far north as Tennessee. He went on to caution drivers to NOT, upon seeing
a 'diller in the road, HONK at the critter.

When startled, the armadillo jumps about four feet straight up!

There's nothing quite like a 16-pound bowling ball coming through your
windshield at sixty miles per hour.