On 6/6/2011 10:45 PM, Edward Hennessey wrote:

"Leon" lcb11211@swbelldotnet wrote in message
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On 6/6/2011 8:34 PM, -MIKE- wrote:
On 6/6/11 8:12 PM, Leon wrote:


AND THEN I CALL YOU HENRY. O! M! G!


sorry , sorry, sorry.... I just met a new neighbor whose name is Henry.

Thank you EDWARD

HAHA!! Leon, it appears you have what my mom calls Halfheimer's. :-)


I am also claiming lack of sleep. Saturday night a neighbor's 2 Pit
Bulls went after it barking non stop from 1:00 am Sunday morning until
about 5:00 am Sunday morning until animal control picked one up.
Three times neighbors called police, 5 squad cars showed up on 3
different occasions that I know of and I got to meet 3~4 of my new
neighbors out in the street at about 3:00 am in the morning. This
barking has been an on going problem and it came to a head early
Sunday morning. Had the police not come there probably would have been
a lenching. We all damn near rioted because the owners of the dogs
would not answer the door. One of the dogs escaped his back yard 3
times that night so he was able to spread his non stop barking through
out the immediate neighborhood. The police were so ****ed that they
told us exactly what we needed to fear to legally shoot the dogs.

L:

Insomnia works in wonderous ways. Who was that
unsleepyhead who initially got the Incra model he owned wrong
earlier in the thread? Oh, me. It happens with everybody.

Somehow related, here's a story for your neighborhood.

A neighbor's dog is barking ferociously at night.
The couple next door keeps waking up. It gets
to where the blonde wife punches her husband.
But he just rolls over and pulls the pillow around
his head. Finally, she punches him hard, he does
the same thing and she announces "If you're not
going to do anything about it, I am." He rolls over.

She rushes out of the bedroom. She returns
after a few minutes and triumphantly climbs into
bed. The dog starts barking wildly again.

Her husband
raises up, looks at her and says "I thought you fixed that."
She says, " I sure did. I put that damn dog in our yard.
See how they like it now."


Now that is FUNNY