"Jon Danniken" wrote in message
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Wes wrote:
(Doug Miller) wrote:

Tactful, quick, anonymous. What, you wanted us to prove that he
still mattered to us by desecrating the body or something? Give
him something to laugh at before he finds out that those 99
virgins
are all wrinkled-up retired librarians who have no patience for
trouble-makers?

Naahhh, not librarians.

Nuns.

Old Nuns

With brand new yardsticks.



No, it's the rubber-tipped wood pointers! They are as thick as broom
handles.