In article , Tim Wescott wrote:

Tactful, quick, anonymous. What, you wanted us to prove that he still
mattered to us by desecrating the body or something? Give him something
to laugh at before he finds out that those 99 virgins are all
wrinkled-up retired librarians who have no patience for trouble-makers?

Naahhh, not librarians.

Nuns.

Ask anybody who ever attended a Catholic school how much *they* like
trouble-makers...