As one former friend of mine said, one time "the government
doesn't give me enough money".

--
Christopher A. Young
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On Mon, 4 Apr 2011 09:11:40 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

So, I just have to stop eating, drinking, fornicating,
smoking, buying pills from the drug dealer, scratching
lottery tickets, throwing coins at old ladies crossing the
street, heating the house, using electric lights, cable
internet, flushing the toilet, brushing my teeth, paying
tithes and offerings at church, hookers, casino trips,
beer,
and pretzels and put all my welfare money aside for a
couple
weeks? Then, I'll have enough money for a flat screen TV?

If you were doing all that, you can *easily* afford a
flat-screen TeeVee. ;-)