Higgs Boson wrote:
To report an unsafe product, go to saferproducts.gov

This is a user-friendly way to report a product that could injure or
kill a consumer. There are never enough inspectors to check on
everything, so citizens have a duty to help. (That is, until some
future Administration stops pouring money into war profiteers rather
than adequately funding health and safety concerns.) Please, Usual
Suspects, don't bother, OK?

One hopes that people will not abuse saferproducts.gov by making
irresponsible reports.

Nonsense! I want my children to have all the opportunities I had.