Larry Jaques wrote:

On Sun, 20 Mar 2011 05:59:22 -0700, Rich Grise
wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:

My dad has a battery powered push mower from this company:
http://www.neutonpower.com/

"Battery powered push mower?"

Isn't that kind of an oxymoron, like "military intelligence?"


No, dumb ass. Push, as opposed to a riding mower or self propelled.

The reason women call you 'babe' is they mistook you for Paul
Bunion's Ox, moron.


These Zeons look pretty neat. I'd like one for my birthday in August,
please. http://electricridingmower.net/
http://reviews.cnet.com/8301-13746_7-10260660-48.html


I'll get right on that, as soon as there's complete peace in the
Middle East, and Tom gets his atomic powered flying car.


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