Larry Jaques wrote:
....
Give any kid who hasn't tasted coffee
a sip of black and his face will immediately go into horror. He will
also look for a place he can spit.


Exactly my point. Children like candy; Real Men drink Real Coffee. ;-)

Personally, I like mine fortified with a generous dollop of Irish (or
whatever alcoholic flavorant is at hand), which children aren't even
allowed to have! ;-)

Cheers!
Rich