We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Skipweasel
saying something like:

If you get as far as Austria, I wouldn't mind one of these...
http://www.hofer.at/at/html/offers/58_23477.htm
I can think of plenty of times it'd be really handy.

Drivel can get one to look up his own arse.