Tim Wescott wrote:
I've got a 1999 Honda in my driveway.

(...)

Any other suggestions (even "don't do that, you'll be killed" guidance)
is welcome. At worst I could rent a dolly from U-haul -- but I'm trying
to figure out a way that requires zero cash layout, and still gets the
car into the warm & dry.

A sheet of 1" plywood placed as a surface for
your floor jack?

--Winston