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Default Case of the stolen snow shovel

The Daring Dufas wrote the following:
On 2/8/2011 9:56 PM, Evan wrote:
On Feb 8, 4:29 pm, The Daring
wrote:
On 2/8/2011 2:53 PM, RicodJour wrote:

On Feb 8, 2:44 pm, wrote:
Captured on home surveillance camera.

The Crime, The Revenge and The Reaction:

video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkAJ-CQvkwA

Pretty funny! Do you think she knew it was the shovel's owner that
did it? Maybe we should look for her video on YouTube - Avenging the
Revenge!

R

I had a problem at one time with people parking across my driveway and
blocking the front of my business. My cop friend told me it would be a
crime for me to damage the vehicles in any way including flattening the
tires. I told him I would think of something and I did. I started
covering their tags with duct tape and I imagine quite a few wound up
face down on the pavement with cops pointing guns at them. I told my
cop
friend what I had done and after laughing himself silly, told me
that a traffic ticket for an obscured tag was quite expensive. So
whenever anyone pulled up to my place and asked if it was OK to park
there I said it would cost them a minimum of $300.00. :-)

TDD



Ah, you are one of those guys...

I have a few ways of fixing people like you once and for
all that cost a couple of thousand a pop...

So rather than deal with the issue legally, by complaining
to the proper government agency and petitioning for
"NO PARKING ANYTIME" signs being posted in front
of your driveway, you tamper with someone else's vehicle
which is contrary to the advice your wise cop friend gave
you...

You wouldn't like my kind of medicine... Because what
goes around comes around... :-O

~~ Evan


Oh you poor misinformed fellow. I did complain to the proper
authorities and because ALL of the people in charge are those
dastardly Affirmative Action morons, nothing was done by any
city official. I think you missed the part where I did absolutely
no damage to anyone's vehicle. Duck tape peals right off a tag
without causing any damage. Another thing you are clueless about
is the type of person who would block my drive despite the "NO
PARKING" signs and the fact that those wonderful innocents would
look right at the "NO TRESPASSING" signs and ignore them too.
When I politely informed them that they were blocking my drive,
those angelic drivers would spew a whole litany of foul and racist
epithets in my direction. It's amazing the number of curse words
a Negro female can scream per second. :-)

TDD


I don't know about your state, but here is an excerpt from the NYS
Vehicle and Traffic Law.
This is a state law. If your state has a similar law, the authorities
were not doing their job.

SEC. 1202.
Stopping, standing, or parking prohibited in specified places
~~~~~
2. Stand or park a vehicle, whether occupied or not, except momentarily
to pick up or discharge a passenger or passengers:
a. In front of a public or private driveway;


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Bill
In Hamptonburgh, NY
In the original Orange County. Est. 1683
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