On 2/7/2011 5:02 AM Peter spake thus:

On 2/7/2011 5:35 AM, wrote:

[snip obvious tomfoolery]

If this posting is not a hoax, you should take him immediately to an
E.R. and have them summon a urologist. He may have sustained a serious
internal bleed. If this is not properly treated, the injury may result
in permanent impotence.

Regarding that last statement: one can only hope.


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Comment on quaint Usenet customs, from Usenet:

To me, the *plonk...* reminds me of the old man at the public hearing
who stands to make his point, then removes his hearing aid as a sign
that he is not going to hear any rebuttals.