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Default Terrible Superbowl Accident

On Feb 7, 2:35*am, wrote:
We had a naked Superbowl party at our home. *Everyone who came to
watch the game was required to bring food, being booze, and get naked
as soon as they got in the house. *This was just people we knew, not a
public party. *At half time, my drunk husband went to the refrigerator
to get beer, and slammed the door of the fridge on his penis. *Ever
since he's been in a lot of pain, his dick is all swelled up, and
looks bad. *Someone oferred to take him to the hospital but he said he
didnt want to miss the game and would just drink more booze to ease
the pain. *In the 4th quarter he wrapped it in ice with his t-shirt
and poured some vodka on it to ease the pain. *Now he cant sleep and
said he thinks he broke it. *Is that possible? *Should I put a splint
on it and wrap it with tape? *He seems to be in a lot of pain, but he
just put ice and vodka on it again, and is drinking more vodka for the
pain. *What should he do? *He even told me to put on some pajamas so
he dont get an erection. *That's not like him.

Sue


Be sure to take advantage of the swelling before taking him to the
doc.

Harry K