We had a naked Superbowl party at our home. Everyone who came to
watch the game was required to bring food, being booze, and get naked
as soon as they got in the house. This was just people we knew, not a
public party. At half time, my drunk husband went to the refrigerator
to get beer, and slammed the door of the fridge on his penis. Ever
since he's been in a lot of pain, his dick is all swelled up, and
looks bad. Someone oferred to take him to the hospital but he said he
didnt want to miss the game and would just drink more booze to ease
the pain. In the 4th quarter he wrapped it in ice with his t-shirt
and poured some vodka on it to ease the pain. Now he cant sleep and
said he thinks he broke it. Is that possible? Should I put a splint
on it and wrap it with tape? He seems to be in a lot of pain, but he
just put ice and vodka on it again, and is drinking more vodka for the
pain. What should he do? He even told me to put on some pajamas so
he dont get an erection. That's not like him.

Sue