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Default Asbestos tile in basement

"Ed Pawlowski" wrote in
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You seem extremely phobic about this, and rightfully so. No one
should spend their lives living in fear. However I can help. Right
after reading this message, I formed an asbestos abatement company.
I will remove your tiles at the very reasonable cost of $50 per
square foot of tiled floor, plus the cost of materials and plane fare
and/or other transportation to and from the job.

Just think how much better you'll sleep at night knowing these tiles
are gone, and no longer poisoning your home.
Frank

President of: Franks Asbestos Abatement Service


Don't listen to Frank, he'd taking advantage of a crisis. I, on the
other hand, can help you get rid of that phobia and live in harmony
with the tiles. In only a few months time, I'll coach you to live
life to the fullest and have no fears. Don't fall for some abatement
company scam when for a low weekly payment of $59,99, you can have
true peace in your life.



You're hawking skills need crisping up Ed. It's "Low EASY payment..."