Once every few years. A wise man writes great
words of counsell, on this message board. This
is such a moment.

After the duly circumcised abatement specialists
finish, you'll notice the penis falls off any male who
lives in the home, for the next thirty years. It's also
called the "umbili-penile effect". Just shrivels and
falls off after a while. We learned about this in
college. Sadly, it's a recessive trait. Men with UPE
don't reproduce.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
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"HeyBub"
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What did the pro's say when you called them?

Eek!

Don't call the pros!

If they confirm you actually HAVE asbestos,
you may face thousands of dollars in expense
to have a certified, licensed, approved, and
circumcised asbestos abatement removal
company render your home indistinguishable
from major storm damage.

You neighbors will shun you and your kids
after noticing moon-suits parading around.

Further, you will forever have to disclose to
any potential buyer that you're trying to sell
you home before the rest of your family dies
from cancer-causing compounds.

Said the poet: "Ignorance is bliss."