On Jan 31, 7:57*pm, Larry Jaques
wrote:
On Mon, 31 Jan 2011 14:04:36 -0600, "ChairMan" wrote:
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to
jump off a bridge, so they stop.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, *"What are you
doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity, he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have
ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are
you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Wow, he really DID want to commit suicide, didn't he?

--
If we attend continually and promptly to the little that
we can do, we shall ere long be surprised to find how
little remains that we cannot do. * * * -- Samuel Butler

Suicide by biker.