Jim Wilkins wrote:
On Jan 16, 8:44*pm, jeff_wisnia
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I use:
Ominous Rumbling....
69 Breakwinds Avenue
Athol, Massachusetts 01331

Yes, Athol is real:

http://www.athol-ma.gov/

The typical checkout cashier doesn't evem notice anything unusual about
that...

There's a large Finnish population in that area, many with the surname
of Aho.

I once had a temp job where the big boss's name was Aho. You can imagine
the jokes that that engendered! (it was pronounced with a long A and a
long O.)

Cheers!
Rich