Paul K. Dickman wrote:
"Jim Wilkins" wrote in message
On Jan 14, 6:49 pm, "Stormin Mormon"
some " miserable,
cantankerous old coot," rant

On a good day I'm George Washington and live at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
NW, Washington DC 20500
Here's my ID ....

On a bad one it's
Name: Felix E. Dzerzhinsky,
Address: Lubyanskaya Ploshchad, Moskva.
Occupation: Chekist

You liar!
George Washington never lived at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
You should have claimed to be John Adams.

Yeah, gosh! If they'd checked, he'd have been in big trouble! ;-D

Cheers!
Rich