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"HeyBub" wrote
Pharmacy tech: "What is your birthday?"

Me: "Are you going to make me look it up? (fishing in wallet for driver's
license)...

"I was there at the time but I didn't write it down...

"What's the name on that prescription? I want to make sure I give you the
correct ID? Was it Alphonse d'Pumpernil? Bottomly le Frescue? or was it,
perhaps, Admiral of the Fleet Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas George
Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma?..."

Been in the hospital lately? To avoid drum mixups they ask the same
question every time, even if they just gave you a medication five minutes
ago. They also scan your barcode.