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Rich Grise[_3_] Rich Grise[_3_] is offline
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Josepi wrote:

You a smoker?...We would have never guessed...LOL

Careful, when you stop smoking you will find people stink real bad once
your sense of smell comes back.

I know - I quit once for about a week, and noticed exactly that; I also
realized that I like smoking better than I like not smoking. I get really
tired of those whiners who are always moaning, "Oh, I just can't quit! I'm
such a scum!" (see "guilt trip")

God Damn! If you don't want to smoke, don't smoke!!!

If I don't have any smokes on hand, I have to:
1. Get up off my butt and go to the store
2. Go into the store and tell the clerk I want a pack.
3. Dig out my money and pay for them
4a. Go outside
4b. open the pack, and properly dispose of the cellophane
and foil
4c. actually get the cig out of the pack and stick it in my mouth
5. Go back inside to get a match, because I left my lighter at home. ;-)
6. Come back outside and light the damn thing.
7. schlep my lazy ass back to the couch.

If you neglect EVEN ONE of these actions, you won't smoke! (well, except
for steps 1 and 7 - you have to do those whether you're buying cigarettes,
nicotine pills, or a banana.)

But apparently the antismokerists get off on all that whining and the
sympathy and "Oh, gee, you poor little victim" crap.

And membership in the cult of antismokerism gives them a feeling of
belonging to some crowd of equally lame whiners. Safety in numbers,
you know!

Thanks!
Rich