On Sat, 18 Dec 2010 23:49:30 -0500, "Mike Marlow"
wrote:

Well - not her complete list, but one item on it - a girly chainsaw. Girly
around here is going to translate to a Stih; MS170. I'm sorry, but I can't
get over thinking it's cool to have my wife ask for a chainsaw. You have to
understand - she's not a manly sorta girl.

For your sake I hope she's not related to Lorena Bobbitt.