On Dec 14, 9:33*pm, Tim Streater wrote:

Certainly if you're in a room and the furniture catches fires, you've
got a minute or two *at most* before you're gonna be dead.

Firstly, my furniture won't do that.

Secondly, I can put the fire out with one of my extinguishers (at
least one on each floor) and take my time.

In a world of Dennis' stupidity, that's probably his best so far.