On 06/12/10 20:24, Andy Burns wrote:
Tim Watts wrote:

http://lisa.nationalrail.co.uk/NRE/bot.htm

Q: "What is the right type of snow?"
A: "The weather is an interesting topic, but one that I cannot comment
on myself. I can, however, provide a link to how to find out if weather
will affect services."

[This is real BTW]

Q: "Fancy a shag?"
A: "Lisa says:
Whilst this might be a fascinating subject for you, I'd much rather talk
about travelling by train."

Q: "You look hot - fancy a shag?"
A: "Lisa says:
I don't think that has anything to do with travelling by train."

Q: "Fancy a shag?"
A: "Lisa says:
I won't warn you again – please just ask me a question about travelling
by train ..."

Q: "What about a handjob?"
A: "Lisa says:
I think I'll choose to ignore your last remark – that really wasn't nice."

Q: "Marry me?"
A: "Lisa says:
I'm not really one for commitment – except to National Rail Enquiries,
of course!"

Q: "You're beautiful."
A: "Lisa says:
It's very kind of you to say so."

Q: "Is your sister as hot as you?"
A: "Lisa says:
I find this subject a little too personal. Let's talk about trains instead."

Q: "How big are your breasts?"
A: "Lisa says:
What website do you think you've visited?!?!"


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Tim Watts