geoff wrote:
In message , Doctor Drivel
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"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote in message
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Doctor Drivel"
saying something like:

When I get out of bed I fall down on the floor.

There's a surprise.

There is no surprise. I do not float to the ceiling.

That's because you're not taking your meds ...

No, that.s because he IS taking his meds.