We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember geraldthehamster
saying something like:

I admit to being slightly disappointed that nobody seems to be better
at thinking outside the box than I am ;-)

You'd be surprised at the perceived difference to the tootsies that a
simple 12mm layer of Celotex topped with hardboard makes. Wouldn't cost
much to find out in one room.