The Holy Grail
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember geraldthehamster
saying something like:
Oh come on, there must be a way we haven't thought of.
Easy - peasy.
Flood the underfloor space with wotter and on it float a carpet of
sticky foam pellets that will stick to the underside of the joists and
floorboards. Drain away the moisture, and there y'go.
It's so good I might just patent it - or I might not bother.
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