Smitty Two wrote the following:
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"HeyBub" wrote:

Anyone know of a specific product?

Google (etc.) seem to only suggest holistic or environmentally-correct
remedies, such as relocation, negotiation, Asp-sanctuaries, etc.

I'm more interested in something like "Granny Finkles Black Rhino Devastator
Asp-and-everyone-he-ever-knew Nuclear Eradicator."

Thanks

What the hell is an asp? Is that some sort of Texas cootie?


It's a poisonous snake. Killed Cleopatra, it did. :-)

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Bill
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