You almost have it - you hit the intruder, drag him into the kitchen and
put hornet attractant on his body. Open the door.

Then try to remember how to dial 9-1-1...

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On 10/5/2010 3:36 PM, Buerste wrote:
"Larry wrote in message
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On Tue, 5 Oct 2010 04:37:52 -0400,
wrote:


"Stormin wrote in message
...
Bear spray is good, if you can get within five feet or so of the
offending dog. And if the wind is blowing the proper direction.

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Hornet spray is better and has a 25'+ range. Also makes a great home
defense weapon and wont put holes in your walls or get blood on the rug.

But you can be sued for using a poison outside of its intended use.
Bad idea.

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Hit the intruder with the hornet spray, drag him to a linoleum floor THEN
shoot him a few times! (Just kidding---sponsor the guy in a rehabilitation
program then get him a job and move him into your house until he's on his
feet.)