I could write a rather thoughtful reply, using politics. But, you'd
requested not. Sadly so, my reply would have brought many a smile.

--
Christopher A. Young
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"Tim Wescott" wrote in message
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To date, the best I've seen was in response to "How do you drill a
curved hole?".

Answer: "Give it to an apprentice and ask him to drill a straight
hole".

Any others? (Leaving out the politics and religion, please?)

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Tim Wescott
Wescott Design Services
http://www.wescottdesign.com

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