"Sam E" wrote in message
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On Thu, 16 Sep 2010 18:46:37 -0400, JoeSpareBedroom wrote:

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People who leave toilet seats up should be waterboarded while
simultaneously having their genitals "cleaned" with a steel brush
running on a drill.

People who have problems with people who leave toilet seats up need to
learn to LOOK before sitting.



You obviously missed the previous post regarding the toothbrush. Go read it.
Closing the toilet prevents all sorts of interesting nightmares.