Stormin Mormon wrote:

From another list:

I read one time where a guy always had trouble with a couple of dogs
that would tip his garbage can over. He laid a large piece of chicken
wire on the ground around the garbage can and hosed the ground down
so it was good and wet. He hooked the chicken wire to the hot side of
an extension cord that he plugged in and later heard the dogs yelping
like mad. They were dancing on the wire but couldn't get away. He
unplugged the wire and the dogs never came back.

Another fellow had an old Model T that he would take out once a month
and drive about four or five miles an hour around a couple of blocks
in a small town north of me. One dog in particular always had to
chase him barking and snapping at one tire for the full trip. He
wrapped a piece burlap around the tire and the next trip around the
dog' teeth got hung up in the burlap. he could see it happen in his
side view mirror so he stopped after the dog made two or three flips
and that ended the dog from chasing him anymore.


On farms they used to grab the offending dog by the tail and scrape a
turpentine soaked corncob across their ass. They took of down the road
yelping, and never came back.


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