Robert Swinney wrote:

My Dad used to tell this doggie story: Once when my Mom had some sort of prized rose bush a certain
dog decided it was his private ****ing territory - always the same rose bush. Dad, drove a ground
rod at the base of the bush and tied one side of 110 V ac to the rod. The the other side of the
line was connected to several thin strands of bare copper and draped carefully over the bush. It
was said the offending dog left the area on three legs, never to return again.


A steel mill in SW Ohio had a problem with a jerk who was too lazy to
walk 50 feet to the nearest restroom and would just **** into the metal
grid over a trough. You could smell it all through that area so someone
connected a wire to that metal plate, and into a breaker box next to the
plate. It was a 480, three phase panel. The next day the guy too a
****, and I was told people heard his scream over a half mile, over all
the other noise. By the time the company got someone there to find out
what happened, the wire was gone.

It damn near killed him, but surprisingly, he never ****ed in public
again.

I guess that the moral is, 'Not all dogs have four legs.' ;-)


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