Ed Pawlowski wrote:

"Uno" wrote

Still accepting any criticisms.

You don't help around the house, you drink too much, you eat too much,
you watch too much TV, you leave your dirty socks on the floor, you
leave the toilet seat up.

Need any more?

I heard the entire list last night as I was driving my girlfriend home.
Turns out, she's been out coking up. She was so drunk she passed out as
soon as she got home. (One of the things I supposedly wasn't doing was
****ing her enough.)

Does anyone ever win one of these?
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Uno